cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad
I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp